The Gendarme and the Gendarmettes(1982)
Cruchot's police office moves into a new building. They do not only get high tech equipment, but also four young female police officers to educate. All of them scramble to work with them -- and cause pure chaos while being distracted by the fine ladies. Then they get into real trouble when one after the other of their female colleagues is kidnapped.
Movie: The Gendarme and the Gendarmettes
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Ludovic Cruchot
Jérôme Gerber (Alphonse)
Beaupied
Colonel
Gaston Tricard
Jules Berlicot
Perlin
Schwester Clotilde
Christine Rocourt
Yo Macumba
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Cruchot's police office moves into a new building. They do not only get high tech equipment, but also four young female police officers to educate. All of them scramble to work with them -- and cause pure chaos while being distracted by the fine ladies. Then they get into real trouble when one after the other of their female colleagues is kidnapped.
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1982-10-03
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