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Frozen Assets(1992)
Status: Released
Date: 1992-10-23
32%
12 Votes
Time: 1h 36m
She banks on babies. He banks on bucks. Neither banked on falling in love!
Overview:
Zach Shepard is excited to find he's been hired as president of a bank. When he finally arrives in Hobart, Ore., he discovers to his dismay that the bank is actually a sperm bank. There he meets the cold Dr. Grace Murdoch, the scientist in charge, whose disregard for him seems to mask romantic intentions. Meanwhile, in order to save the business, the sperm bank holds a fundraiser to find the man with the highest sperm count.
Languages: English.
Countries:
United States of America
ProductionCompanies: 
frozen assets productions
Movie: Frozen Assets
Top 10 Billed Cast
Shelley Long
Dr. Grace Murdock
Corbin Bernsen
Zach Shepard
Teri Copley
Peaches
Larry Miller
Newton Patterson
Dody Goodman
Mrs. Patterson
Jeanne Cooper
Zach Shepard's mother
Jenifer Lewis
Jomisha
Paul Sand
McTaggert
Gerrit Graham
Lewis Crandall
John Asher
Bobby Murdock
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Overview
Zach Shepard is excited to find he's been hired as president of a bank. When he finally arrives in Hobart, Ore., he discovers to his dismay that the bank is actually a sperm bank. There he meets the cold Dr. Grace Murdoch, the scientist in charge, whose disregard for him seems to mask romantic intentions. Meanwhile, in order to save the business, the sperm bank holds a fundraiser to find the man with the highest sperm count.
Release Date
1992-10-23
Average
3.2
Rating:
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She banks on babies. He banks on bucks. Neither banked on falling in love!
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