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Life’s a Bitch(2013)
Status: Released
Date: 2013-01-01
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Life’s a bitch and then you die. Hopefully...
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Bradley is a loner. After numerous, failed, suicidal attempts, he hires a Hit Man on the Internet. Celebrating his last night on Earth, Bradley goes drinking and meets the beautiful Monica. They share a few hours together and agree to meet up again the following night. Problem is, Bradley already has a date... with the Hit Man!
Languages: English.
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Movie: Life’s a Bitch
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Rob Ostlere
Bradley
Lauren Drummond
Monica
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Bradley is a loner. After numerous, failed, suicidal attempts, he hires a Hit Man on the Internet. Celebrating his last night on Earth, Bradley goes drinking and meets the beautiful Monica. They share a few hours together and agree to meet up again the following night. Problem is, Bradley already has a date... with the Hit Man!
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2013-01-01
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Life’s a bitch and then you die. Hopefully...
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