Meet the Spartans(2008)
The bigger the hit, the harder they fall.
The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of thirteen Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). No one is safe when the Spartans take on the biggest icons in pop culture!
Movie: Meet the Spartans
Top 10 Billed Cast
Leonidas
Queen Margo
Xerxes
Hauptmann
Traitoro
Persian Emissary
Dane Cook Look-a-Like / Bond Villain / Prophet
Pretty Girl
Urban Girl
Sonio
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