Movie: Minty the Assassin

Top 10 Billed Cast

Elina Madison
Elina Madison

Minty

Anthony Ray Parker
Anthony Ray Parker

Big Boss

Tabitha Taylor
Tabitha Taylor

Double Delicious

Chip Joslin
Chip Joslin

Dr. Brain Bender

Jacki R. Chan
Jacki R. Chan

Molly Leviathan

Hawk Younkins
Hawk Younkins

Captain Capability

Ricardo Mamood-Vega
Ricardo Mamood-Vega

Zen Cowboy

Elan Tom
Elan Tom

Bruce Zee

David A. Lockhart
David A. Lockhart

Rat Monster

Nora J. Novak
Nora J. Novak

Cute Postal Woman

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    Minty the Assassin

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    MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest

  • Release Date

    2009-08-07

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    2

  • Rating:

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  • Tagline

    A fanboy fantasy about lesbians, martial arts, high heels and science.

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  • Languages:

    English
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