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Apocalypse Clarkson(1997)
Status: Released
Date: 1997-10-19
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Time: 0h 59m
A supercharged blend of havoc and horsepower!
Overview:
Clarkson compares a number of sports and touring cars to find the best-handing car in the world. Jeremy tests a reviled Lada to destruction, a Toyota off-roader is matched head to head with the largest muckspreader Europe can offer and a whole lot more besides!
Languages: English.
Countries:
United Kingdom
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Movie: Apocalypse Clarkson
Top 3 Billed Cast
Jeremy Clarkson
Himself
Richard Burns
Himself
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Overview
Clarkson compares a number of sports and touring cars to find the best-handing car in the world. Jeremy tests a reviled Lada to destruction, a Toyota off-roader is matched head to head with the largest muckspreader Europe can offer and a whole lot more besides!
Release Date
1997-10-19
Average
7
Rating:
3.5 startsTagline
A supercharged blend of havoc and horsepower!
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Languages:
English
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