
Ooops, Teka Lang... Diskarte Ko 'To!(2001)
Marian, a novice nun, on leave from a convent, is determined to save her sister from a crime group. She teams up with Dario, an ex-cop who is hoping to get his much-awaited revenge on the syndicate's leader.

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Marian, a novice nun, on leave from a convent, is determined to save her sister from a crime group. She teams up with Dario, an ex-cop who is hoping to get his much-awaited revenge on the syndicate's leader.
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2001-03-14
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