

God Is Brazilian(2003)
It could be a serious mission, if it wasn't so funny.
God decides to take a vacation, but first He has to find a saint who can rule the universe while He's away. So He goes to the Northeast of Brazil, where He believes there's a very good man for the job. As soon as He comes down to Earth, a young man comes along to help on His quest.




Movie: God Is Brazilian
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Senhorita Agá

Deus é Brasileiro
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God decides to take a vacation, but first He has to find a saint who can rule the universe while He's away. So He goes to the Northeast of Brazil, where He believes there's a very good man for the job. As soon as He comes down to Earth, a young man comes along to help on His quest.
Release Date
2003-01-31
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It could be a serious mission, if it wasn't so funny.
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