The Brand New Testament(2015)
God Exists. He Lives in Brussels with his daughter.
God lives in Brussels. On Earth though, God is a coward, morally pathetic and odious to his family. His daughter, Ea, is bored at home and can't stand being locked up in a small apartment in ordinary Brussels, until the day she decides to revolt against her dad...
Movie: The Brand New Testament
Top 10 Billed Cast
Ea
God
God's Wife
Martine
François
Marc
Jean-Claude
Aurélie
Willy
Victor
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