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Timur & His Commando$(2004)
Status: Released
Date: 2004-01-21
65%
1 Votes
Time: 1h 50m
Overview:
Timur, the son of a criminal authority named Sperm Whale hiding in an offshore zone, comes to Russia for summer holidays after several years of studying in England. Now he has his father's huge cottage, a personal cook and a squad of heavily armed guards at his disposal.
Languages: Russian.
Countries:
Russia
Revenue: $5,000.00
Movie: Timur & His Commando$
Top 9 Billed Cast
Юрий Гальцев
Pasha, "Limousine"
Алексей Панин
Kolyan
Леонид Якубович
Panteleich
Михаил Светин
fisherman
Ekaterina Maslennikova
Zhenya
Александр Новиков
Gavriil Puzyrev, "Bubble"
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Timur, the son of a criminal authority named Sperm Whale hiding in an offshore zone, comes to Russia for summer holidays after several years of studying in England. Now he has his father's huge cottage, a personal cook and a squad of heavily armed guards at his disposal.
Release Date
2004-01-21
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6.5
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