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I Could've Been a Hooker(2011)
Status: Released
Date: 2011-01-01
45%
4 Votes
Time: 0h 24m
Overview:
Mina has a panic attack at the checkout of a DIY shop and falls into Pierre's arms. This is the story of a slightly mad girl, a guy who's too normal, a big pair of pruning shears and an old piano teacher.
Languages: French.
Countries:
France
ProductionCompanies: 
Movie: I Could've Been a Hooker
Top 4 Billed Cast
Vimala Pons
Mina
Bruno Podalydès
Pierre
Jean-Claude Deret
Monsieur Boyer
Claudia Tagbo
La caissière
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Overview
Mina has a panic attack at the checkout of a DIY shop and falls into Pierre's arms. This is the story of a slightly mad girl, a guy who's too normal, a big pair of pruning shears and an old piano teacher.
Release Date
2011-01-01
Average
4.5
Rating:
2.3 startsTagline
Genres
Languages:
FrançaisKeywords
paris, franceman woman relationshipstalkerfaintlovestalkinglove interestolder man younger woman relationshipfemale stalkerstrangercutterfaintingunlikely loverstesticlesmysterious strangerclippersdizzinessaccidental lovehelpinghedge shearsabused childshort filmchild sexual abusehelpfulnesshelperwomenstrangers to lovers
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