Movie: The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing

Top 7 Billed Cast

Darian Caine
Darian Caine

Dracula

Erika Smith
Erika Smith

Van Helsing

A.J. Khan
A.J. Khan

Philomenia

Erin Brown
Erin Brown

Maiden #2

Isadora Edison
Isadora Edison

Klownie

Andrea Davis
Andrea Davis

Hottie

Jessica Abbott
Jessica Abbott

Smokin'

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    An all-female version of the Van Helsing tale reconfigures the vampire story as an erotic fantasy. The great, great granddaughter of Van Helsing seeks to slay the sexy Countess Dracula. She may have to pretend to be her devoted love slave to get closer to the bloodthirsty demon.

  • Release Date

    2004-10-27

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    3.792

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    English
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