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Portraits of Women(1970)
Status: Released
Date: 1970-02-06
48%
10 Votes
Time: 1h 30m
Overview:
Finnish porn movie producer Pertsa returns from America to his home country to continue his profession with hopelessly small budgets and incompetent casts and crews. A self-ironic satire about director Donner's scandalous fame in late 1960s Finland, notorious for a graphic long shot of his penis pointing northeast.
Languages: Finnish.
Countries:
Finland
Budget: $120,815.00
ProductionCompanies:
Jörn Donner Productions
FJ-Filmi
Movie: Portraits of Women
Top 10 Billed Cast
Jörn Donner
Pertti 'Pertsa'
Ritva Vepsä
Saara Suominen
Kirsti Wallasvaara
Liisa
Jaakko Talaskivi
Peter von Spaak (uncredited)
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Finnish porn movie producer Pertsa returns from America to his home country to continue his profession with hopelessly small budgets and incompetent casts and crews. A self-ironic satire about director Donner's scandalous fame in late 1960s Finland, notorious for a graphic long shot of his penis pointing northeast.
Release Date
1970-02-06
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