The adventures of two friends, one a chicken vendor in a market and the other a policeman. They have love affairs and capture criminals.
Chapoy
The adventures of two friends, one a chicken vendor in a market and the other a policeman. They have love affairs and capture criminals.
1986-02-07
7.289
The merchants of love.
Enjoy a fun day with the cops that leak to bad to good to pursue! A sensational affair with a dangerous killer who escapes from prison and decides to take revenge on them killing them one to one ... If crime is bad business and crime a disease ... do not worry friends Alfonso Zayas is medicine! Enjoy this sensational sexy comedy with more parrots and destrampados greengrocers market of laughter and love.
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