Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?(1970)
The motion picture that will melt your chocolate bar.
War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.
Movie: Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?
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Officer Michael M. Nace
Shannon Gambroni
Sheriff Harve
Sgt. Jones
Ramona
Billy Joe Davis
Capt. Myerson
Mr. Kruft
Maj. Purvis
Col. Flanders
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War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.
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1970-09-11
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The motion picture that will melt your chocolate bar.
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