Movie: Clown Bible
Top 9 Billed Cast
God / Jesus
Adam / Saul
Solomon
Cain / Samson
Eve / Nahash / Mean Mother
David
Abel / Moses
Sarah / Good Mother
Clown Bible
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Overview
The bible but with clowns.
Release Date
2007-03-22
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Rating:
5.0 startsTagline
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