Movie: A Ballad of Blood and Bones

Top 10 Billed Cast

Joe Capella
Joe Capella

Lin

Daniel Toulson
Daniel Toulson

Gob

Andy McQuaker
Andy McQuaker

Knight

Simon G Craig
Simon G Craig

Jesus Christ

Mark Brisbourne
Mark Brisbourne

Referee

Lauren Ward
Lauren Ward

Narrator

Maisy Dodd
Maisy Dodd

Witch

Pheonix Stanbury
Pheonix Stanbury

Witch

Lewis Rowett
Lewis Rowett

Witch

Arya Tajdar-Vernon
Arya Tajdar-Vernon

Viking

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  • Overview

    In a huge fantasy world, two goblins miss the biggest events of their lifetime; the second coming of Jesus Christ, the big football match and the thousand year war. Despite the fact it’s taking place right outside the window of their grimy apartment.

  • Release Date

    2024-05-16

  • Average

    10

  • Rating:

    5.0 starts
  • Tagline

    Skeletons, Goblins, Knights, and the second coming of Jesus Christ

  • Genres

  • Languages:

    English
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