
Criminal Record: Zoo-Kept(2023)
Simply inhuman...
Seven vicious creatures are interviewed on account of their crimes against humanity in this unhinged spoof of Nick Park's "Creature Comforts"
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The panther / The vampire bat
The tiger shark / The goat
The polar bear / The hawk
The dart frog

Criminal Record: Zoo-Kept
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Seven vicious creatures are interviewed on account of their crimes against humanity in this unhinged spoof of Nick Park's "Creature Comforts"
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2023-06-11
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8
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Simply inhuman...
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