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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You(2025)
Status: Released
Date: 2025-10-10
65%
171 Votes
Time: 1h 53m
Everything is under control.
Overview:
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Languages: English, Spanish.
Countries:
United States of America
Budget: $1,500,000.00
Revenue: $1,346,808.00
ProductionCompanies: 
Bronxburgh
Movie: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Top 10 Billed Cast
Rose Byrne
Linda
Conan O'Brien
Therapist
A$AP Rocky
James
Danielle Macdonald
Caroline
Delaney Quinn
Child
Mary Bronstein
Dr. Spring
Ivy Wolk
Diana
Mark Stolzenberg
Parking Attendant
Manu Narayan
Landlord
Christian Slater
Father
Video Trailer If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Video: Official Trailer
Official Trailer
Trailer
A24 x Letterboxd: The List - Mary Bronstein & Conan O'Brien
Art Therapy with Rose Byrne and Conan O’Brien
Cast and Crew Q&A | TIFF 2025
Official First Look
Red Carpet Interviews
Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, Christian Slater & Mary Bronstein on If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Rose Byrne's Golden Globe Award-Winning Performance
The Oscar Nominated Hamster Scene
All 12 videos
Official Trailer - Trailer
Trailer - Trailer
A24 x Letterboxd: The List - Mary Bronstein & Conan O'Brien - Featurette
Art Therapy with Rose Byrne and Conan O’Brien - Featurette
Cast and Crew Q&A | TIFF 2025 - Featurette
Official First Look - Featurette
Red Carpet Interviews - Featurette
Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, Christian Slater & Mary Bronstein on If I Had Legs I'd Kick You - Featurette
Rose Byrne's Golden Globe Award-Winning Performance - Clip
The Oscar Nominated Hamster Scene - Clip
This Performance Got Rose Byrne an Oscar Nomination - Clip
Wine Tasting with Rose Byrne and Mary Bronstein - Official Promo - Featurette
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