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If I Had Legs I’d Kick You(2025)
Status: Released
Date: 2025-10-10
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Time: 1h 53m
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With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Languages: English.
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United States of America
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Bronxburgh
Central Pictures
Movie: If I Had Legs I’d Kick You
Top 10 Billed Cast
Rose Byrne
Linda
Delaney Quinn
Child
Mary Bronstein
Dr. Spring
A$AP Rocky
James
Ivy Wolk
Diana
Mark Stolzenberg
Parking Attendant
Conan O'Brien
Therapist
Manu Narayan
Landlord
Danielle Macdonald
Caroline
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With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
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2025-10-10
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